Yes, Virginia, Religion News Service wrote a snarky "news" item quoting three anonymous Twitter users.
The subject of the report: The alleged controversy over holiday cups at Starbucks.
The wire service's lede:
(RNS) Yes, Virginia, there are people brandishing pitchforks because the new Starbucks cup is green and doesn’t have a snowflake.
On Tuesday (Nov. 1), the much-loved and much-derided coffee chain rolled out a cup with a white circle on a green background covered with an army of little cartoon faces drawn with a single line by artist Shogo Ota.
For some customers, this was the first salvo in what they see as the company’s annual “War on Christmas.”
“Starbucks is trying to take Jesus out of Christmas with the new cup,” someone named Jazmine H wrote on Twitter.
Wowza! If Jazmine H is upset, this must be a legitimate national news story!
And there are even reports that Starbucks has unveiled new Satanic holiday cups.
Oh, wait. That report is from the Babylon Bee, the fake religion news website. My bad.
Back to the Starbucks cup brouhaha: As the late, great Yogi Berra said, "It's deja vu all over again!"