THE QUESTION:
What is religion?
THE RELIGION GUY’S ANSWER:
Oddly, “Religion Q&A” entered its ninth year online before getting around to this question.
It’s not an easy one.
During the tax season, we may not feel particularly fond toward the IRS but can pity the staffers who spent years on a long-running dispute that ended in 1993 when the godless Scientology system was finally defined as a “religion” and thus eligible for the tax exemption benefit.
Then there are the federal and state disputes — beloved of journalists and too numerous to summarize here — over tax exemption for the “Universal Life Church,” and whether marriages performed by its clergy are legit. The ULC provides instant internet ordinations, sometimes for the likes of comedian Conan O’Brien, with no questions asked and no requirements of training, creed, or church. The ordination itself is free but the group sells such paraphernalia as a “Doctor of Divinity” certificate, a bargain at $20, and a $59.99 kit for performing weddings.
Let’s back up for the basics. Whatever the IRS might think, here are definitions of “religion” from the authoritative Merriam-Webster folks :
* “The service and worship of God or the supernatural.”
* “Commitment or devotion to religious faith or observance” (which is certainly a circular definition. Religion is religious.).
* “A personal set or institutionalized system of religious attitudes, beliefs, and practices.” (Again, religion is religious.)
* “A cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith.” (This means devoutly embraced atheism or Communism can be deemed a de facto religion although, as “Religion Q & A” has learned over the years, this terminology can provoke atheists’ fury.)
Another definition, labeled “archaic,” is “scrupulous conformity” to something.
