Be very, very afraid, Portland!
The Christians are invading Oregon — and they want to tell your children about Jesus.
That's scary stuff, I know.
But somehow I missed — until now — the newspaper story earlier this month about some residents' concerns about an after-school Bible study club. I promise this headline is from The Oregonian, not The Onion:
Evangelical Christian clubs coming to Portland-area public schools — opposition says curriculum is 'hardcore fundamentalist indoctrination'
If you need me, I'll be hiding under my desk.
Then again, it's probably best not to delay this dramatic news:
Hundreds of Portland-area residents are organizing to stop a network of Christian clubs from proselytizing to children on public school campuses.
The Good News Club has been controversial around the country, but Portland may be the first city to organize on such a large scale against the group.
"We think if people have enough information, they'll choose not to do it," said Robert Aughenbaugh, a co-founder of Protect Portland Children. His said the group purchased a full-page advertisement in Wednesday's Willamette Week.
The Good News Club's curriculum includes teaching children that every person is a sinner. In the eyes of many Christians, "sin" is any failure to meet God's standards. The Bible states, for example, that "all have sinned."
"We believe that these doctrines are harmful to 5-year-old children," Aughenbaugh said. "They teach fear. They teach shame."
Did you catch the scare quotes around "sin?"