That there title is what is known as clickbait.
I know you people: You fancy a nice train wreck. You crave a good, no-holds-barred professional wrestling match. You love GetReligion the most when we're whacking some incompetent "journalist" (hey, how do you like those scare quotes, media person!?) over the head with a 2-by-4.
Sadly, today I come to praise CNN Religion Editor Daniel Burke, not to bury him.
And I knew you wouldn't dare click if I said something vanilla like "CNN produces a really nice piece of religion journalism." (Yawn.)
Come to think of it, Burke didn't really write about religion, did he? If you read my 5Q+1 interview with him the other day, you know that he produced a 10,000-plus-word opus on atheists.
Hmmmm, "Religion editor can't find religion to write about." Maybe that's my angle.
I kid. I kid.