It's one of those cutesy little newspaper features that is what it is.
The Las Vegas Review Journal reports that Las Vegas Valley churches take their faith — and their coffee — seriously.
If you like your ledes with plenty of cream and sugar, this will one will give you just the right jolt of "java and Jesus":
Coffee, tea and Christianity. Las Vegas Valley churches take their caffeine consumption seriously.
We're not talking about a simple pot of joe and a few cookies in a cultural hall after church. Many valley churches operate full-service coffee bars and shops with equipment and service to rival Starbucks.
From The Crossing and Central Christian to Calvary Chapel Spring Valley, coffee is a way of life before, after and even in the sanctuary during services.
At Holy Grounds, the shop inside First Christian Church (Disciples of Christ), Jill Smith, one of the managers, said they serve more than coffee. There are juices, fresh fruits, doughnuts, bagels and "delicious quiche."
"Our coffee shop is relaxed and gives members and visitors a comfortable place to mingle and get to know each other in a casual setting," she said. "Music is playing, and laughter is always heard. It's our fastest-growing ministry."
"It goes together — java and Jesus," said Vikki Sergio, manager of the Coffee Tree at the International Church of Las Vegas' Westcliff campus.
It's a mildly interesting trend piece, even if churches with espresso bars aren't exactly breaking news.
But as I kept reading, I kept wondering: Um, what about you know who?