You have your traditional leaky boat and 15 people aboard. Whom do you throw out first? Second? Third?
People get upset over stuff like that, you know: grading one human's worth over that of another. Especially when it's forced onto preteen children.
Yes, forced. Students in a middle school near Tampa were required to decide whether a variety of people – from a Hispanic woman to a "black guy" to a pregnant woman to Justin Bieber – were worth saving. Yet no one reporting it sought feedback from ministers, ethicists or anyone else who deals with such matters all the time.
At least one parent was mad enough to raise hell to a local NBC affiliate, yielding a story that echoed in several states and even overseas.
Our saga starts at Giunta Middle School, where a history teacher set out the wrenching "activity." As WFLA tells it:
HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – Valerie Kennel is mad and she wants answers. She was furious when her sixth-grade daughter from Giunta Middle School in Riverview came home with something called "The Lifeboat Test," where students were forced to make a choice.
Who would they save on a sinking ship? Who lives and who dies? There are 15 choices listed on the test, but only nine people can be picked to survive. Their descriptions include race, gender and religion. Kennel tells News Channel 8, "It’s racist in every form."
"This had nothing to do with history, nothing to do with it, and what is it teaching them?" she added.
The very choices sound absurd, according to the list published in the London Daily Mail. Besides the above-mentioned, they include Donald Trump and Barack Obama, male and female doctors, black and white men, an ex-convict and a police officer, someone named "Mr. Bobo," and even the class teacher, Mr. Hagerman (no first name given).
Oh yeah, they also got religion into the exercise. Among the candidates for sink-or-swim were a rabbi and a minister. Maybe that's appropriate: The whole moral/religious aspect of the lifeboat drill was submerged, not only by the school but by the media. More on that shortly.